Santa and the Spaceship

We think the alien-Santa relationship depicted on this card might provide some answers to the questions the Santa curious have been asking:

How has Santa lived so long?

How does Santa deliver all of those gifts in one night without incinerating the Earth? 

Does Santa use a bathroom during the course of his deliveries?                             

How does that hat stay on at high delivery speeds?

Needless to say, this is a great card for that member of your clan who needs to know the truth.

All black line rainbows greeting cards are hand drawn by Christine Nardone.

Size 4.25" x 5.25"

Blank inside

Printed on 100% post-consumer waste paper

Envelope included

Clear compostable sleeve available upon request